Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics

[Cotton Candy Lover]

I'm shocked that Raggz would defend these guys figuring that almost each and every one of them is the spitting image of Gene Simmons. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[mrsleazy]

Black metal bands have never been, are not and will never be ridiculous in their looks but all the contrary... they look very coold. Check out the best: BEHERIT at http://www.beherit.tk

[Carl I.]

Where did you see the video?

[Gav Ruadh Hallion]

FOR CARL
I saw it on Headbangers Ball around '95, recently downloaded the MPEG from either EMule or WinMX

BUT, just had a quick look on the net and they have a WMV file of it to download (only about 3 meg so quality isn't too grand)
http://www.metalprovider.com/phantas...ownloads.shtml

[Carl I.]

Originally posted by Mr. Sleazy:
Black metal bands have never been, are not and will never be ridiculous in their looks but all the contrary... they look very coold. Check out the best: BEHERIT at http://www.beherit.tk

<font size="4" face="Arial">(time to use a word I never use) Dude, the evil guys fly is down in the first picture! Thats fucking funny! That's like Anton Levay going to make a big ol' grand scary speech and slipping on a fucking bananna peel! It's hard to have any mystique and scary side to you when your fly is down and your dong is about to fall out!

I'm sorry, but that is fucking funny. I also found Black Metal VERY funny (and horrible) until I started listening to more of the bands, and I read that fucking book. But still, one of the funniest guys I have ever met is a friggin' Black Metal guy.

http://www.forestofimpaled.com/

The old vocalist/bassist. He was also in a band called Sarcophogous. The guy is a nut job.

But yeah, some of these guys scare me (such as Varg, though his recent jailbreak was fucking hysterical), but if you are not familiar with the scene, it is a joke.

[deviantdee]

It takes a lot of guts to diss these so-called
oujii board-botherers. If their press is
to be believed, they'd steal the eyeballs from
out of their grandmother's sockets if it meant
further Satanic approval.

The reviewer writes: 'And don't wear your own band's
t-shirt to the fucking photo shoot dude, that's just
a metal fopaux.'

'Fopaux'? We must assume the reviewer is a member
of the text message generation, and 'faux pas'
has long been considered too much of a hassle
to type out? [img]wink.gif[/img]

D.

<font color="#FFFFFF" size="1">[ August 26, 2004 12:21 PM: Message edited by: Deviant D ]</font>

[Gav Ruadh Hallion]

I appreciate some of the image if done with a little class. Can sometimes look quite cool and dramatic.
Then again, some of them, who's names I can't decipher from their overcomplicated logos, drag it into parody.

I must admit though, Immortal's video for "Blashhryyk" is the best advert for tourism to Norway I ever seen. Looks absolutely beautiful!